maximilian:
based in ethiopia, maximilian has proved himself again and again to posses an uncanny ability to manifest a positive return on investments. his kidney is listed on the s&p 500. through his "deep spiritual thinking" method, he is able to effectively use ai to generate self -help books, 23 of which are listed on amazon. he is currently going through his fourth divorce.
inhaler
(he also exhales, ofcourse) born in 2015, he has a rare genetic condition where he ages exponentially. he is expected to be 1354 years old by the end of december.
he graduted highschool.
he is currently reluctanly playing football with his little cousin in the backyard after being forced to do so by his mother.
Hadim and his disciples:
the year was 899.
they set their foot on a 20 year long journey to inform the sultan of the apocalypse (did not happen)
they recently started a dropshipping business.
Naoki
through his youth, naoki had a strong passion for roasted vegetables. in january 6th 1681, at england, naoki took the name of duke of albemarle, tried to start a grilled vegetable boxing service. Which resulted in a fight between two vegetables, marking the first ever boxing match in history.
1821
naoki, after defeating the spanish, helped in creating the country mexico. there celebrated as chicomecoatl. he brought greatness and prosperity towards the mexican people.
1985
naoki took on the name rodolfo nerivela. as a part of the mexican government program, he became the first mexican man in space.
2022
he took on the name katya echazarreta, and became the first mexican born woman to be in space.
2083
dies
robert whimsly
robert whimsly was born in a small cottage in scarfskerry, scotland. his mother, an english teacher lived mainly in edinburgh, whilst his father, a bigfoot researcher, stayed at home. he quickly grew an interest in painting, specifically feet. at 19, he moved to england to study feet composition.
during his college years, he met with a woman named scarlet ankle. who was notoriously knowm for her large ankle. robert, interested in feet, naturally decided to pursue her.
robert and scarlet got married two years later, and had two children: blothmin and preekreeseephgggahahah.
robert got employed at the business company ltd. and moved to chicago, this is where he would have the first bite of a deep dish pizza.
he later became extremely good at the piano, rivaling bill evans.
he cheated on his wife with an algerian model named ms.theordoriss, causing scarlet to divorce robert.
after that he did some other stuff but I cant really remember because im hungry.
