Bio of hiromi

7 A.d.
hiromi is born 

25 a.d. 
makes friends with tree

11000 b.c.e. (time is a construct) 
invents natural grain cultivation

10000 B.c.e.
travels by foot to netherlands, gets tired, invents boat. Forgets to trademark word boat (terrible mistake) the trademark is later taken by kalkomey enterprises llc.

1606
helps william janszoon navigate to cape york

1606 to 2023
hibernates

2023
co-creates the band mannequins on a fart

2023
the name of band is changed to manneuquins on a hat due to dispute

2026 to 2030 
works as a flight attendant at delta airlines

2050
becomes king of jupiter

2053 
a resource dispute with the empress of saturn results in an interplanetary war. the srM (saturn representative militia) goes through with a surpise attack on the eastern helium coastline, resulting in a revolt from the jaa (jupiter army agency) launching a coop on three of the four saturn ring military bases. 

2054-2055
both sides end up having an extreme amount of casualties because of  outer space dog fights, an estimated 125 million soldiers dead.

2055
an attack on the capital of saturn 52-3-x (colloquially known as gassington) results in the victory of jupiter

2066
hiromi takes an interest in the trumpet

2071
hiromi dies due to health complications

2072
gets resurrected

2073
falls off of ladder whilst fixing doorway

2074
but the legacy continues