Bio of hiromi
7 A.d.
hiromi is born
25 a.d.
makes friends with tree
11000 b.c.e. (time is a construct)
invents natural grain cultivation
10000 B.c.e.
travels by foot to netherlands, gets tired, invents boat. Forgets to trademark word boat (terrible mistake) the trademark is later taken by kalkomey enterprises llc.
1606
helps william janszoon navigate to cape york
1606 to 2023
hibernates
2023
co-creates the band mannequins on a fart
2023
the name of band is changed to manneuquins on a hat due to dispute
2026 to 2030
works as a flight attendant at delta airlines
2050
becomes king of jupiter
2053
a resource dispute with the empress of saturn results in an interplanetary war. the srM (saturn representative militia) goes through with a surpise attack on the eastern helium coastline, resulting in a revolt from the jaa (jupiter army agency) launching a coop on three of the four saturn ring military bases.
2054-2055
both sides end up having an extreme amount of casualties because of outer space dog fights, an estimated 125 million soldiers dead.
2055
an attack on the capital of saturn 52-3-x (colloquially known as gassington) results in the victory of jupiter
2066
hiromi takes an interest in the trumpet
2071
hiromi dies due to health complications
2072
gets resurrected
2073
falls off of ladder whilst fixing doorway
2074
but the legacy continues